Funny Star Wars Video, Boogie Nights – The Star Wars Edition.
Everyone has one special thing… and maybe it is not the force! The life of a dreamer, the days of a business, and the nights in between.
Everyone's born with one special thing, and Luke Skywalker uses his humongous "Force" to take the Empire by storm.
Darth Vader is homeless and needs a little cash to start up again. Geez Darth can’t even spell.
True Star Wars facts - Sy Snootles was the lead vocalist in the Max Rebo Band
The band starred Max Rebo on keyboards and Droopy McCool on the various wind instruments. She had a long snout and skinny legs and was one of the best jizz-wailers in the galaxy. Sy Snootles was acted by Annie Arbogast in Star Wars Return of the Jedi.
I bet the Stormtrooper feels guilty now. Of course, they were the droids they were looking for. Silly buggers falling for the Force :)
Sing a long … M-I-C, K-E-Y, V-A-D-E-R, Mickey Vader. I am pretty sure this Star Wars poster is from a Disneyland promo. Not bad hey?
Star Wars strange facts-
Mouse Droid is another name for the smaller versions of MSE droids. These black, trapezoidal droids roll around on 6 wheels. They are made by the Rebaxan Colmuni company. The Empire used these small, 10-inch-tall droids to fill the need for cheap, reliable labour. These boxy little droids, known as Mouse Droids because of their size, were easily programmed to perform class-three tasks, such as message delivery, in nearly every Imperial
outpost, including the Death Star.
What pranksters Obi won and Yoda are, messing around with poor old Vader trying to get some photos at a photo booth.
Good old Darth. When you are the big evil one you must look your best… must keep Darth Vader's helmet clean and shiny.
Cool Star Wars fact: Plo Koon is a Kel Dor and was close friend of Qui-Gon Jinn. He was a Jedi Master and was one of the last members of the Jedi Council. Alan Ruscoe was the actor playing Plo Koon in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace.
Oh no, this is cruel isn’t it? It is just not right to dress up your pet cat in a Darth Vader costume.
I have no idea what the brand of these toys are but the do look good. Cute, Japanese style Star Wars characters.
Look at the lovely family portrait of Chewbacca and his wife plus three cute Chewie kids! Nice family holiday photos at the back as well :)
Awww, isn’t that cute? A nice lttle AT-AT from Star Wars acting like a little puppy scratching at a door to get out.
Funny take on a Star Wars Imperial Walker – this Scout Trooper has a walker with the label Imperial Walker on it. Not sure if he really needs it or not but great thinking.
A couple of great photos. Darth Vader in a race type car (I think it is a Lotus) and the other is a Stormtrooper in a white Lotus. Black Vader in a black car, white trooper in a white car.
Luke Skywalker MARK HAMILL
Han Solo HARRISON FORD
Princess Leia Organa CARRIE FISHER
Grand Moff Tarkin PETER CUSHING
Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi ALEC GUINNESS
See-Threepio (C-3PO) ANTHONY DANIELS
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2) KENNY BAKER
Chewbacca PETER MAYHEW
Lord Darth Vader DAVID PROWSE
Uncle Owen PHIL BROWN
Aunt Beru SHELAGH FRASER
Chief Jawa JACK PURVIS
General Dodonna ALEX McCRINDLE
General Willard EDDIE BYRNE
Red Leader DREWE HEMLEY
Red Two (Wedge) DENNIS LAWSON
Red Three (Biggs) GARRICK HAGON
Red Four (John "D") JACK KLAFF
Red Six (Porkins) WILLIAM HOOTKINS
Gold Leader ANGUS McINNIS
Gold Two JEREMY SINDEN
Gold Five GRAHAM ASHLEY
General Taggi DON HENDERSON
General Motti RICHARD LE PARMENTIER
Commander One LESLIE SCHOFIELD
Yummy, delicious looking Darth Vader cupcakes complete with red lightsabers. Where can I buy one of these chocolate goodies?
Cool Star Wars Photos facts: When Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader was battling aboard the second Death Star, Luke cut off Darth Vader's right hand with his lightsaber. It was assumed that Vaders hand was lost when the Death Star 2 exploded near Endor but the Prophets of the Dark Side predicted that it would be found by the next ruler of the galaxy.
I guess this Cool Star Wars Photo works best if you say it in English English and not US English. I think it is from a T-Shirt.
The latest Windows program from Adobe – Adobe Wan Kenobi. This is the best version of Photoshop ever and probably the last to be made. Comes with the best Clone tool around :)
Cool T-shirt for Beatles fans and Star Wars fans together. A take on a famous shot for the four Beatles but showing four characters for the movie we all love.
The Nerf is a pack animal, a bit like a bison, they have curved horns and long fur. The animal is also used for meat. It was first mentioned on Star Wars Ep.4 and it is meant to live on the planet Alderaan. The long fur tangles and mats really easy and because of this it get insects and things sticking to it and makes it smell pretty bad. Shepherds that raise nerfs are called nerf herders.
I wonder how long the cat watched the star wars movie. Maybe it just wanted to see the part when Luke finds out Darth is his father :)
A photo of a Star Wars People Magazine cover from July 18, 1977 when the movie was first released. Says: Star Wars , the talented folks (all under 40) who gave us c3-p0 and the summers box office sizzler.
radio shows.
Geeky dad pushing his baby in a pram made to look like a great AT-AT.
carry up to around 40kg of cargo. The AT-ST has weapons that are dual blaster cannons and twin light blaster cannon and a grenade launcher.
Three cute Star Wars toys. A strange combination of cute ponies dressed as characters from the Star Wars movies – Princess Leia, Storm Trooper and Han Solo.
Cool Star Wars Photos fact: In later Star Wars stories, Han Solo and Leia Organa marry and have three children. The children's names are Jacen (son) and Jaina (daughter) who were first and are twins and the second son called Anakin. All three children are strong in the Force.
Funny photo of some storm troopers getting attacked by a giant squirrel. Lucky the toy AT-AT is about to blast away.
The Imperial Cold Assault stormtrooper is the proper name for what we all call a Snowtrooper. They are all highly trained stormtroopers that specialise in working in extremely cold conditions. Their armour has been specifically modified to generate heat and recycle oxygen.
What a great Star Wars custom car modification. This looks like a Honda CRX to me but has been modded to be Luke Skywalkers X-Wing Starfighter complete with R2-D2 in the back. Cool and looks great.
Incom industries T-65c A2 Starfighter is usually just called the X-Wing. It is a fighter that has great manoeuvrability and shooting accuracy because of its two wings that split in two by activating S-foils. Each wing has its own laser cannon. It is a single pilot ship, with a socket for an R2 astromech droid that will act as a navigational computer.
The X-Wing was designed by Incom for the Empire but the Empire thought Incom
were Alliance sympathisers and stopped manufacture. The X-Wing team then defected to the Alliance, flying out with all the X-Wing plans and prototypes and then destroying all x-wing records the databases of the Empire and Incom. After that the Alliance then started to make X-Wings themselves.
Good old Chewbacca. Is there nothing he can’t do. This Star Wars photo shows Chewie throwing a baseball. My guess it was some charity type baseball game. Strike One!
The designation code on the detention block on the first Death Star used to imprison Princess Leia was AA-23 and it was located on Level 5.
Would this be the ultimate Star Wars console game – Rock Band Star Wars? Well maybe not but it is a good photo anyway, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, RD-D2 and C3-P0 all rocking it out.
Red Five was Luke's callsign, Red Four was John-D's callsign and Red Leader was Dave's callsign during the Battle of Yavin in the original movie Star Wars: A New Hope (episode four)
Doesn’t Darth Vader look pretty in his pastel colours of pink and lemon. The hello kitty logo is a nice touch as well. It would make a nice Darth Vader doll for the girls that like Barbie dolls.
The Old Republic was the name given to the time before the Empire was formed. It lasted for at least 25000 years and was the time when the Senate Council was working with all Jedi Knights to keep the galaxy in union. It caved from within when Palpatine and other corrupt Senators began working for their own outcomes.
What a classic Star Wars photo. Chewie playing poker with his ewok mates. This is a take on the classic dogs playing poker picture. A lot of the details are the same such as the light, clock, chairs, even the clocks time!
Cool Star Wars Photos fact -
Ewoks have Birth Trees. When an Ewok is born, it is by tradition that fellow Ewoks go out to the forest and plant a seedling. The seedling then becomes the Ewok's birth-tree.
I know a few people that didn’t like the Family Guy Star Wars episode, I thought it was pretty good. Every one would have seen this as you can download it easily.
Many people don’t know what Blue Harvest is and why this Star Wars episode said it. This photo is the poster of the Family Guy Star Wars Blue Harvest episode. Click for a bigger photo.
Blue Harvest was one of the names Lucasfilm used to describe the production of the movie Star Wars Return of the Jedi. It was a fake working title used to hide the films production and pretended to be an upcoming horror film that Lucas was making.
I have actually seen this Vader camper van many times around my town near the beach. These van are a bit old and have slogans and pictures painted on them – this one as you can see has May The Force Be With You and Darth Vaders mask on the side.
Good Star Wars photo, I doubt Darth Vader would use this a s his transport.
Ewoks used Hang Gliders as a mode of transportation. These were made from a stick frame with animal skin stretched over. It allowed them to glide on air currents. To take off, they used a device like a catapult to launch the Ewoks gliders from cliffs.
Good old Chewie going the grope on Princess Leia. This looks like a photo taken on the set of Star Wars, a funny outtake, posed photo. Princess Leia looks to have a strange right eye.
Cool Star Wars Photos fact -
Princess Leia awarded Medals Of Honour to Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, and Chewbacca after the Battle of Yavin, at the Grand Audience Chamber. It is a huge, open space located at the top of the Great Temple on Yavin 4.This cool Star Wars photo is of a billboard in Japan. It was an advert for a phone company, on the right were some free phone cards that people could take.
When Senator Palpatine assumed the throne of galactic Emperor, he knew that the Jedi Knights were the only thing that could possibly stop his total control, so he sent a fleet of forces to exterminate all Jedi. He nearly succeeded, because the only Jedi that did survive were Darth Vader, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Yoda. Yoda was the only true Jedi Master left. It is said that the best and truest Jedi Masters do not truly die, but move on to some mystical state of being.
Clive Revill supplied Palpatine's voice in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes
Back, while Ian McDiarmid portrayed the Emperor himself in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi.
Ever wondered what Chewbacca would look like at school? Here is his High School photo – well not really :)
Cool Star Wars Photos fact -
The Bowcaster was Chewbacca's weapon of choice It is like a crossbow but is not a laser weapon like storm troopers blaster or blast rifles are, but it fires explosive bolts instead. These kinds of weapons are manufactured at Kashyyyk and seem to be only used by Wookiees.
Star Wars character Jar Jar Binks, Darth Maul, Yoda and others in a breakdance competition.
Cool Star Wars Photos fact -
Jar Jar Binks is a Gungan that has been outcast and is a friend of Qui-Gon Jinn. His body is thin and very muscley with frills on his head at the back. Outcasted from Otoh Gunga for continually building mistakes that placed other Gungans at risk and setting free the animals in Otoh Gunga’s zoo. Jar Jar was rescued by Qui-Gon Jinn while he was consuming clams and drifting around the swamps of Naboo when the Trade Coalition set down it’s force. Qui-Gon saved Jar Jar from additional disciplinary prosecution by claiming a life-debt on him.
Super cool photo of a Star Wars script. Richard says “My dad got me the one of the best birthday gifts ever. This is an original copy of the fourth draft of George Lucas' script, originally entitled 'The Star Wars', 1976. “ Lucky bugger… unless it is a ‘Copy’ of the draft copy.
Cool Star Wars Photos fact -
The Krayt Dragon is a huge, terrifying beast native to the planet Tatooine. The Krayt dragon is a beast which continues to grow larger the whole time of its years. The Krayt dragon is a tawny colour so it can conceal itself by blending in with the desert's rocky caves and crevices. The head of the Krayt is heavily toughened and has five large horns growing from its head and its tail is dotted with long spikes. The dragon walks on four solid legs and is fairly low to the ground .
A nice little painting it looks, Darth Vader cuddling his cute little Teddy Bear. The pink shirt with a vest and tie looks good.
Cool Star Wars Photos Fact -
Code Silver
Code Silver was a priority signal Darth Vader had given to his troops that were ordered to search for Luke Skywalker. If any troops revealed Luke's precise position, they were ordered to launch a Code Silver transmission with the info back to Vader .
A clever take on the classic scene with Han Solo frozen in carbonite. This time it is George Lucas. Gee, the belly is a lot smaller here than in real life.
Cool Star Wars Photos Fact -
Carbonite Freezing Chamber
This is a chamber so Tibanna gas can be held for transport by freezing it inside carbonite. The Tibanna gas is pumped into the chamber and then molten carbonite is poured in. Then it is frozen to seal the gas in the block of carbonite until it is released by thawing it out.
Lando Calrissian had one on his Cloud City mining colony and Darth Vader was going to use it to freeze Luke Skywalker to transport to the Emperor but had Han Solo frozen instead.
These two cool star wars photos are from a couple of t-shirts I have seen in a local store. A Star Wars AT-AT as a pet for some little girl.
Cool Star Wars Photo Fact -
AT-AT
Imperial All-Terrain Armoured Transport vehicle, an elephant like assault tank that was built at the Kuat Drive Yards. These are around 15 metres tall machines that walk around on four articulated legs. They require a crew of 3 to operate, although that much of the war machine's motion is controlled by complex computers.
The Star Wars AT-AT has two heavy laser cannons and two medium sized blasters on its head-like cockpit, it was designed to instill fear in the enemies of the Empire. General Veers was a proponent of the AT-AT, and conveniently hid the truth that the ATAT can easily be tipped over by a simple cable wrapped around its legs. This weakness was used very effectively by the Alliance on planet Hoth but still the Empire use the AT-AT at later battles. The AT-AT can carry up to 400 kilograms of cargo plus 40 troops .
